The Memo

Memo: To succeed in the world you must do these things:

Talk like this.

Act like this.

Dress like this.

Be friends only with other people who have received the memo.

Play these sports.

Listen to this music.

Remember all these things and you will be popular and liked by everyone important.

            Ever wonder why certain people were popular and what defined each person’s social status? I have figured it out. From the first day of school certain kids get this memo. The kids that choose to follow the memo become popular. Most kids don’t get the memo and that is still a mystery. I got the memo. I read and understood the memo, but I choose to ignore it. Most people don’t know that I have received it, but what does it really matter? I chose to hang out with the people who didn’t get it. I am one of the only people ever to refuse the memo.