Tuesday, February 24, 2009
College
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Marvelous Snow Day
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Frailty Thy Name Is Brandon: "He's Just Not Into You"
Thursday, January 1, 2009
The Memo
Memo: To succeed in the world you must do these things:
Talk like this.
Act like this.
Dress like this.
Be friends only with other people who have received the memo.
Play these sports.
Listen to this music.
Remember all these things and you will be popular and liked by everyone important.
Ever wonder why certain people were popular and what defined each person’s social status? I have figured it out. From the first day of school certain kids get this memo. The kids that choose to follow the memo become popular. Most kids don’t get the memo and that is still a mystery. I got the memo. I read and understood the memo, but I choose to ignore it. Most people don’t know that I have received it, but what does it really matter? I chose to hang out with the people who didn’t get it. I am one of the only people ever to refuse the memo.
The Illusion of Brand Name Products
Major companies are able to make millions of dollars each year through the ignorance of the average consumer. Consumers trust specific brand names to have better quality products than other brands that might have the same quality or better for a cheaper price. The fact is that most consumers choose not to listen to the truth about products and spend their money on what product they perceive to be more proficient. It is a psychological war between consumers and marketers.
Marketers are as scheming as the Father of Lies. They know how to influence consumer thinking and unconsciously brainwash them to buy their products. Marketers change the mindset of consumers. They control how consumers perceive a brand name and its own identity by associating it with symbolic meaning or having it convey a supercilious social status. The trick is to not be tricked. Do not let the marketers snare you in to buying and advocating overpriced, shoddy brand name products. Do not let marketers use the media to manipulate your mind to maximize their sales. Do not let marketers throw you into the ongoing whirlwind of economic deception.
These snake-like advertisers have even baited our children. Studies done by consumer psychologists on the meaning of brand names to children have arrived to a startling conclusion. The results indicated that “by the time children reach twelve years of age, they use brand names as an important conceptual cue in consumer judgments.” Marketers are even targeting children under the age of twelve. The upbringing of a consumer population begins and the degradation of our society continues. Is it right to prey on the minds of our innocent children? Is it right to let our children be a tool to marketers so that they can try to satisfy their ravenous and ever-present greed?
There is no real proof that certain brands are better than others or that their products function better than another’s. A ten dollar bottle of Neutrogena shampoo is not distinctly better than any old shampoo from the grocery store. The reason behind buying the more expensive brand name product is to buy the name and the image that goes along with it, thus projecting that image to others around you and showing your social status through it. The concept of brand names having better quality is a writhing weed infiltrating the mind. But we have the power to extinguish it and eradicate it out of our society. Do not let this stand for we have the power in our hands.
Why Would I Marry My Cousin (Part V)
The Princess came to the lair. She knew she had found it because of the odious scent of death that encompassed her, and the remains of animals once living things scattered on the ground were a dead give away. Emery ventured into the stony crevice of the mountain to find Desmond. At the very back of the cave he lay on the floor with his hands chained to the wall above him. Scorpio snored loudly twenty feet away. She quietly walked towards Desmond and his countenance changed once he saw that Emery had come to rescue him from the dragon’s clutches. His whole face shined brilliantly but he was still silent in fear of waking Scorpio.
Emery plucked a pin out of her hair and easily picked the locks off Desmond. He still had his full armor on and when he moved to get up it rattled noisily. Scorpio jumped up with a start. His monster eyes instantly locked on the two intruders. Desmond had no weapon on him. It was up to Emery to save him. Just as Scorpio lunged at them from across the room, Emery bent down and in on graceful movement rendered a large knife out of her riding boot. Scorpio, in midair, fell to the ground. The Princess had flung the knife and the beast and it struck him precisely in the heart. He instantly died. Desmond was shocked at the fluid movements of his cousin and had not expected it. She never ceased to amaze Desmond. Emery led him out of the cave and they rode together on her horse back to Corivas.
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“Your father wishes to speak with you, my lady,” a servant addressed Emery as she and Desmond entered the castle gates. “It is urgent.”
It was late in the afternoon and the town seemed to be buzzing with excitement. Together they entered into the throne room, where stout King Gaius sat. Emery confidently strode down the long, narrow carpet that led to the throne with Desmond following behind.
“It has come to my attention,” the King started, “that you, Prince Desmond have proposed marriage to my daughter.” He sounded gruff and sour. “Well, firstly you both know that is it forbidden for you to be associating with people from kingdoms. And secondly, are you not aware of being cousins?” He raised his eyebrows and waited for their response.
“Yes,” Emery mumbled. She regretted falling in love with the Prince.
“Well, I do have some urgent news for the both of you. While you two had escaped from the dungeon and were missing, I took it upon myself to learn of your whereabouts. I thought it likely, since Desmond being from
“Emery, you are not my daughter.” Emery was even more shocked. “You see, you true father, Emery, was my best knight, but a terrible thing occurred. As he was riding home to Corivas he was struck by lighting and was killed. You mother was greatly disturbed at the news and shortly after died of grief, leaving you alone. So I took you in. I have raised you like my own daughter,” he said affectionately. Desmond and Emery stood still in awe of this tremendous news. She really ceased to amaze him. They were not related after all. Emery was adopted. Then, suddenly Emery turned to Desmond, threw her arms around him and looked straight into his eyes.
“I love you.” Desmond and Emery married and became king and queen of Terretas, the restored kingdom. The land was peaceful again and they all lived happily ever after.
Why Would I Marry My Cousin (Part IV)
The next day Desmond and Emery woke up to find themselves sitting in a cell in the dark and dismal dungeon that was located at the very foundation of the castle. It was made out of dark stone and wrought iron bars. They were alone and sat in silence. Emery had a look of disdain on her face, and refused to look at Desmond.
“So… you are a Princess, Emery,” the Prince stared, not sure what to say. “Why didn’t you tell me before?” It took several minutes for her to respond.
“You’re Prince of Riverside. Why didn’t you tell me that before?” she snapped back, still sitting with her back to Desmond.
“It doesn’t matter now. What matters is what your father is going to do to me. I am not supposed to even be near this place. How am I going to get out?” He felt utterly hopeless and trapped. Emery turned towards him with a condescending smile.
“My normal punishment growing up in this castle was to throw me down here.” Emery continued talking and walked over to the stone wall in their cell. “I was down here often, as you can imagine. With all that free time down here, I made a secret escape route out of here.”
Emery pushed one stone out of the wall that made a thud as it hit the ground outside. The bright morning light illuminated their gloomy cell. Emery continued removing the stones out of the wall and gradually made a big enough hole for both of them to leave through. Emery lifted her skirts and climbed through the hole. The prince followed after her. They were both free and Desmond was amazed at Emery. He was still desperately in love with her.
“Thank you,” Desmond said. He stood in front of Emery and she smiled back.
“No problem,” she said. “Let’s keep going so we don’t get caught again.” Emery led Desmond to the huge stable that was located at the side of the castle. They sneaked in and got two horses. Together they trotted out to the road in the soft morning light. The sun was just rising up over the
The Prince spoke.
“It seems we have come to the end of journey.” He realized that they must go their separate ways and he became downcast. “But…” he continued, “I do not want it to end here. Emery, I fathom we are from different kingdoms-- I from
“Once again, I don’t think I can marry you. Do you not realize that you are but my cousin?” Desmond’s adrenaline rush instantly subsided and he was dumbfounded.
In the midst of their awkward moment there was the sound of the flapping of large wings. A great shadow flew over the sun and an eerie silence fell upon the world. The evil dragon, Scorpio, had come into view. He swooped down with his mighty outstretched talons and grabbed the Prince off his horse. It was all a huge blur of green when Scorpio had swooped down. Desmond had been kidnapped and the only thing left was the faint sound of flapping wings echoing into the distance. For Emery there was no confusion in what she knew she must do. She knew she must save her cousin from the foul demon that had taken him. Scorpio’s lair was located in the
Why Would I Marry My Cousin (Part III)
“So Emery, What were you doing in the woods all by yourself?”
Desmond and Emery continued along the forest path side by side. The Prince had not thought of this before when he first met her. He was too happy excited that he had found the girl of his dreams to think about what she had been doing. The Prince noticed she was not like other girls he had met. She was just the opposite. Instead being stuffy and boring like the girls in Riverside who sat silently, Emery was outgoing, confident, strong, and most of all unpredictable which just made her exciting. And she also had a sense of hidden danger in her body language. She was special and she was beautiful. Her long brown hair shined in the rays of light that penetrated through the trees.
“I was just taking a walk,” Emery said back.
“So you must take walks here often since you know the area so well.”
“Ummm… yes.” Emery seemed a little uncomfortable with the direction the conversation seemed to be going in and she started to walk faster.
“Of which kingdom do you dwell?” Desmond asked while keeping up with her stride.
Emery’s face twisted in anguish for a split second and then answered in a gruff voice. “Why do you want to know?” The Prince was confused. What had he said?
“Well, I am on a quest to find a princess and I thought you might be one,” Desmond said, innocently prodding Emery into discussion.
Emery looked away. “It’s getting dark,” she said, quickly changing the subject. “I’m going home, I guess.”
“I’m coming with you.” The Prince was not going back to his home without his true love - Emery.
Emery led the Prince in the dark towards her home and Desmond had no idea where he was. They finally saw light up ahead. During their travel to town Desmond noticed that they had somehow started holding hands. They continued to advance into the town, still holding hands. The town was quiet and Emery led Desmond down a dark alley and slipped into a side door. It was really dark, but Emery seemed to know where she was going, and she led him up a winding staircase. As they grew closer to the top of the seemingly never-ending staircase they heard the sound of laughter, the clatter of dished, and music. It grew louder. Emery stopped and turned to Desmond.
“Shh.” Emery put a finger to her lips. They stared at each other in the darkness. The Prince was confused about everything that was happening. Does Emery like me? He thought. I wish she did. Emery took the Prince’s hand, and together they entered the upstairs.
They emerged out of the stairwell and were in a grand marble hall that led to another room full of people eating, talking, and laughing boisterously. There was also one man in elaborately blazoned robes, who sat at the head of the table. He was a short man, thick in the middle with a balding head somewhat hidden by his gleaming crown.
“Is this the castle?” Desmond asked.
“Shh.” Emery dragged him down into a crouch and gave him a seething glare. They tip-toed along the side wall of the hallway, towards the grand hall, hoping to slip past unseen. They were able to go past the people easily because the hallway was lined with great marble pillars, which provided them with camouflage from the already distracted people. Just as they rounded the corner, nearly out of sight of the grand hall, Desmond tripped over a suit of armor. It clattered to the marble floor and seemed to echo forever. Desmond cursed his clumsiness and felt awful for giving them away. They were so close. He felt ever worse when he saw the anger, fear, and even shame in Emery’s beautiful face.
“Emery! Stop right there, Princess!” came a booming voice.
They both froze.
Princess? Desmond was shocked. So she was a princess all along.
“Come here,” the voice demanded.
Desmond looked over. It was the man at the head of the table. The king. Emery’s father? Emery started to bolt away.
“Guards, seize them!” The king shouted. Two giant, bulky men came out of no where and held both Desmond and Emery in their iron grasps. They were dragged towards the king’s chair and Emery struggled. The Prince was stunned and was dragged like a rag doll before the king.
“Emery, where were you?” the king’s question was loud and demanding, but was laced with concern for his daughter.
“I was just out,” Emery answered.
“Where?”
“Just the Fanciful
“Because you disobeyed me for the last time, Emery. You are never supposed to leave Corivas and go anywhere near the
The Prince gasped. I’m in Corivas? He thought in awe. My father is not going to be pleased. This then must be King Gaius.
“I’m tired of you always forcing me to meet all of these suitors. You talk to them as if you were auctioning me off. I will not be treated as a piece of property. I refuse to marry someone I do not love!” Emery screamed at her father in defiance. The people in the hall quickly scurried out of sight.
“Well then, who is this boy?” King Gaius pointed at Desmond. “Do you love him?”
“No.” There was no hesitation, and her immediate response was like daggers to Desmond and he lowered his eyes to the cold marble floor.
“Boy, what is your name?” asked King Gaius.
“I am Desmond, Prince of Riverside,” he said proudly, knowing that this fact would lead to more trouble for both him and Emery.
Why Would I Marry My Cousin (Part II)
The woman looked up at the handsome prince as he came towards her. Desmond then knelt down on one knee and looked the maiden right in her green eyes.
“Will you marry me?” Desmond said in a sweet and loving voice. He was fixated on the beautiful maiden. She has fair skin, long brown hair, and a mystical look about her. Her tranquil expression became something the Prince did not expect.
“Are you crazy?” The maiden said shocked at the Prince’s abrupt proposal. “You don’t even know me and you want to marry me. What is it with men?” She sounded enraged.
Desmond was shocked at this lovely maiden’s sudden outburst, but then the reality of what she has said to him sank into his princely skull, and he was exceedingly disappointed. He managed a response.
“As you wish,” he mumbled in a soft voice as he stared at the ground. He regretfully retreated back to his horse. But where was his horse?
“Oh no.” The Prince could not find his prized stallion anywhere.
“What’s wrong?” the maiden asked in a sincere voice. She was sensible in that she did not marry someone she did not know, but that did not mean that she was mean.
“My horse is gone,” he said in a voice of disbelief.
“Well, I know this forest like the back of my hand. So… I could help you…?”
“That would be great!” He wanted any excuse to hang around with what hopefully would be his wife.
“If I am going to help you, then you do need to know my name. I’m Emery,” she said extending her hand.
“Prince Desmond.”
He took Emery’s fragile, pale hand and she shook Desmond with force he did not expect.
“Alright, let’s get going.” Emery tugged the Prince down the woodland path to commence the start of their search for his horse, but would later turn into an adventure of a lifetime.
Why Would I Marry My Cousin (Part I)
Once upon a time, there was a handsome Prince named Desmond whom all the townspeople loved. Desmond’s parents, King Laurie and Queen Daphne, told their son that it was time for him to marry and inherit the kingdom. So the Prince set off on a quest to find his bride-to-be with whom he would rule the fair
He rode out of gates of
The stallion trotted along and the sun blared down upon Desmond. He had been traveling for a while. It was midday, and he was becoming tired. The path now entered into the forest and the scathing sun was replaced by tall, lush trees and a blanket of cool moss covering the ground. The Prince’s tiredness seemed to vanish as he was enveloped into the new aura of the magical forest. He was rejuvenated and more determined on his quest.
“I hope I find my true love soon,” he said, wondering what she would look like and what she was doing that moment. The forest chirped with sounds of small, woodland creatures and it was serene. As the courageous Prince ventured further into the forest he heard the faint sound of a woman singing. Desmond was enchanted with her meritorious singing and he followed the mysterious woman’s voice through the trees. He dismounted his horse as he came to the edge of a clearing where the source of the singing was coming from. She was perched atop nature’s throne: a large tree stump covered in velvety green moss. The Prince advanced into the clearing and knew right away that we had found his true love.