My Crazy Family

So twice every year my mom's side of the family gets together a party- the summer and Christmas parties. These parties are always something to look forward to. It's just fun because when you get the whole group together its about 60 people (this just on my mom's side) and the number differs when people keep on having babies.
I was so unfortunate as to miss the summer party this year because I was on the mission trip, and everyone told me that I missed one hell of a party. Besides the fact that all 60 people asked my family where I was, which totally annoyed my sister (muahahaha), they had so much fun without me.
First of all, of course you knew there was going to be a showdown between Mikey and Victor, with the help from Lauren, Jessica, Bridget, and Tara. We all love torturing Victor and his Abercrombie ass. So Mikey and his crew make the first move. While Victor is getting a drink out of the cooler, Mikey Lauren, Jessica, Bridget and Tara pour ice cold water on him. Then later Victor gives Lauren a dunk or two in the pool. Lauren claims that she "dearly drowned" so she and Jessica and Mikey and Scottie take Victors underwear while he's still in the pool, put them in a ziplock bag and put them in the freezer. Victor is later on wandering around looking for his underwear and Lauren innocently says,"Oh i found these in the freezer," and holds the boxers up to him. He freaks and is pissed the rest of the party.
Ok that wasn't even the beginning of it. Mikey's wife Teresa comes to the party in a blue and white checkered dress and everyone starts calling her Dorothy, from the Wizard of OZ. Then during dinner Scottie chokes on a piece of steak. Aunt Nancy starts to freak out and scream "he's choking" and then creepy uncle Jimmy gives him the Heimlich maneuver. Scottie hawks up a giant piece of steak and then barfs right on uncle Joey's patio.
Then my cousin who lives in Brooklyn, Nevada, doesn't know how to swim but she goes in the pool anyway. She almost drowns. Yea, that freaked everyone out a little.
Lastly, while everyone is playing a friendly, family game of volleyball good old uncle Chet blows out his knee.
I really wish I had been there because that had to be the most eventful family party in a while. Everything that was said is 100% true. A real story. I love my crazy family and I can't wait 'till Christmas.